THERE WAS ONCE…

Living the life at University

Who set out to rent, for a party,

A party bus, big and shiny.

“I don’t trust you,” said the owner.

“You and you friends are the poorer

In common sense as in dollar.

I don’t trust you, buzz off, loser!”

The young lady called a lawyer.

She wanted to sue the owner.

She was appalled to learn – the horror

That to be rude is no murder.

Neither is it a felony.

Not the least crime, high or petty.

So in her rage, quite suddenly,

She just hung up…. impolitely.