Living the life at University
Who set out to rent, for a party,
A party bus, big and shiny.
“I don’t trust you,” said the owner.
“You and you friends are the poorer
In common sense as in dollar.
I don’t trust you, buzz off, loser!”
The young lady called a lawyer.
She wanted to sue the owner.
She was appalled to learn – the horror
That to be rude is no murder.
Neither is it a felony.
Not the least crime, high or petty.
So in her rage, quite suddenly,
She just hung up…. impolitely.
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